Gatladfid Dossjipfasrag is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, impressive pigeon.

Gatladfid Dossjipfasrag created the planet Venus three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gatladfid Dossjipfasrag, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gatladfid Dossjipfasrag, she will turn you into a rock.

Gatladfid Dossjipfasrag's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Gatladfid Dossjipfasrag's Holy Commandments

1. Tapirs are not to be trusted.

2. Feed all hungry moths.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gatladfid Dossjipfasrag.

4. Erect a large tin sculpture of Gatladfid Dossjipfasrag on top of all buildings.

5. Always help monkeys.