Jopzakpas is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, wise mink.

Jopzakpas created the Sombrero Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jopzakpas, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Jopzakpas, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Jopzakpas' most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Jopzakpas' Holy Commandments

1. Sheep are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jopzakpas.

4. You must pray to Jopzakpas five times a day.

5. Do not commit murder.