Bestgessbud is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, staggering owl.

Bestgessbud created silver two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bestgessbud, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bestgessbud, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Bestgessbud's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Bestgessbud's Holy Commandments

1. Always help pigs in need.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always help turtles.

4. Bestgessbud loves bats, so they must be respected.

5. Do not eat spinach.