Bossnuttlistkabpanggudwot is a god.
She takes the form of a rotund, able dog.
Bossnuttlistkabpanggudwot created a charm quark twelve years ago.
If you believe in Bossnuttlistkabpanggudwot, she will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in Bossnuttlistkabpanggudwot, she will turn you into a giant snail.
Bossnuttlistkabpanggudwot's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.
Bossnuttlistkabpanggudwot's Holy Commandments
1. Bossnuttlistkabpanggudwot loves ants, so they must be respected.
2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tapirs.
3. Do not listen to music.
4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a room before entering it.