Bossnuttlistkabpanggudwot is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, able dog.

Bossnuttlistkabpanggudwot created a charm quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bossnuttlistkabpanggudwot, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bossnuttlistkabpanggudwot, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Bossnuttlistkabpanggudwot's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Bossnuttlistkabpanggudwot's Holy Commandments

1. Bossnuttlistkabpanggudwot loves ants, so they must be respected.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tapirs.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a room before entering it.