Candadfat is a god.
She takes the form of a microscopic, sapient goose.
Candadfat created the universe nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in Candadfat, she will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in Candadfat, she will turn you into a hamster.
Candadfat's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.
Candadfat's Holy Commandments
1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
2. Do not wear purple clothing.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.
4. Do not sit in public.
5. Feed all hungry mice.