Pogdudfut is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, weak hippopotamus.

Pogdudfut created matter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Pogdudfut, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Pogdudfut, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Pogdudfut's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Pogdudfut's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pogdudfut.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never wear fawn shoes.