Ditsafbast is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, blissful gnu.

Ditsafbast created dark energy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ditsafbast, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ditsafbast, she will turn you into a worm.

Ditsafbast's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Ditsafbast's Holy Commandments

1. Ditsafbast must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not speak about cherries.

3. Always help sick eagles.

4. You must never eat carrots.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.
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