Dapdibnill is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, merciful unicorn.

Dapdibnill created oxygen four years ago.

If you believe in Dapdibnill, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Dapdibnill, she will turn you into a snail.

Dapdibnill's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Dapdibnill's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if four snakes approach from the east.

2. Turtles are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Erect five gold sculptures of Dapdibnill on top of important buildings.

4. Always help snails.

5. Always wear cyan.