Wodqueegcubflam is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, unfair snake.

Wodqueegcubflam created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven million years ago.

If you believe in Wodqueegcubflam, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Wodqueegcubflam, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Wodqueegcubflam's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Wodqueegcubflam's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry voles.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Never mention snails.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.