Bidsisstaf is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, kind wren.

Bidsisstaf created life six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bidsisstaf, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bidsisstaf, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Bidsisstaf's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Bidsisstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from yellow aardvarks for they are unholy.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bidsisstaf.

3. Always help capybaras in need.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not kill gulls.