Fidkarhot is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, kind goat.

Fidkarhot created the Andromeda Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fidkarhot, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fidkarhot, it will send minions to preach to you.

Fidkarhot's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Fidkarhot's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Never write about stars.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never hurt hamsters.

5. Do not stand on grass.