Haddusslarp is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, kind dragonfly.

Haddusslarp created an electron eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Haddusslarp, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Haddusslarp, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Haddusslarp's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Haddusslarp's Holy Commandments

1. Put Haddusslarp first in all things.

2. Retreat if four dogs approach from the west.

3. You must love Haddusslarp.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never talk about asteroids.