Cibzibsis is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, omnipotent raccoon.

Cibzibsis created an electron eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cibzibsis, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cibzibsis, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Cibzibsis' most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Cibzibsis' Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cibzibsis.

2. Never wear red shoes.

3. Do not kill voles.

4. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.

5. Never play with disobedient children.