Fidtamtag is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, overgenerous dragonfly.

Fidtamtag created time and space five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fidtamtag, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fidtamtag, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Fidtamtag's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Fidtamtag's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at moons.

2. Do not hurt manatees.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fidtamtag.