Lakvegart is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, fussy capybara.

Lakvegart created the world four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lakvegart, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Lakvegart, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Lakvegart's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Lakvegart's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention whales.

2. Snakes are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never wear brown jumpers.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tapirs.

5. Never talk about nebulae.