Godfidhig is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, tranquil manatee.

Godfidhig created an up quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Godfidhig, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Godfidhig, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Godfidhig's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Godfidhig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large iron sculpture of Godfidhig on top of all buildings.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.