Bumlikfod is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, generous armadillo.

Bumlikfod created the planet Jupiter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bumlikfod, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bumlikfod, she will turn you into a worm.

Bumlikfod's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Bumlikfod's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bumlikfod.

2. Do not take Bumlikfod's name in vain.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not wear orange clothing.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.