Vonkfarnul is a god.
She takes the form of a plump, benevolent scorpion.
Vonkfarnul created a strange quark eight billion years ago.
If you believe in Vonkfarnul, she will give you great power.
If you do not believe in Vonkfarnul, she will turn you into a hamster.
Vonkfarnul's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.
Vonkfarnul's Holy Commandments
1. Never think about gravity.
2. Pray towards the south.
3. Fast once a month.
4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Do not covet oxen.