Rapdoddum is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, ruthless clam.

Rapdoddum created the planet Earth seven million years ago.

If you believe in Rapdoddum, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Rapdoddum, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Rapdoddum's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Rapdoddum's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. Do not kill mites.

3. Rapdoddum loves shrews, so they must be honoured.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Never eat coconuts.