Dussgetspag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, caring mink.

Dussgetspag created an up quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dussgetspag, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dussgetspag, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Dussgetspag's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Dussgetspag's Holy Commandments

1. Erect three zinc sculptures of Dussgetspag on top of important buildings.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.