Dagstikcit is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, awesome scorpion.

Dagstikcit created dark matter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dagstikcit, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dagstikcit, he will send you a sign.

Dagstikcit's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Dagstikcit's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your legs fawn.

2. Do not hurt geese.

3. Retreat if five tapirs approach from the north.

4. Do not take Dagstikcit's name in vain.

5. Erect a large lead sculpture of Dagstikcit on top of all buildings.