Mabdanbog is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, awe-inspiring grasshopper.

Mabdanbog created life two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mabdanbog, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Mabdanbog, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Mabdanbog's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Mabdanbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in the presence of gulls.

2. Worship no other gods but Mabdanbog.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never hurt pigs.

5. Always help sick great tits.