Gedbadjig is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, intelligent swan.

Gedbadjig created the Tadpole Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gedbadjig, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gedbadjig, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Gedbadjig's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Gedbadjig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not shave your hands.

5. Never talk about fire.