Canrot is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, self-assured yak.

Canrot created Asia eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Canrot, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Canrot, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Canrot's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Canrot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Canrot loves great tits, so they must be respected.

5. Never talk about moons.