Goffotdut is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, resourceful goblin.

Goffotdut created dark matter seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Goffotdut, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Goffotdut, he will strike you with lightening.

Goffotdut's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Goffotdut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always wear cyan.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Feed all hungry porpoises.