Queegdapbat is a god.
He takes the form of a very small, passionate goat.
Queegdapbat created the solar system two trillion years ago.
If you believe in Queegdapbat, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in Queegdapbat, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.
Queegdapbat's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.
Queegdapbat's Holy Commandments
1. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Queegdapbat on top of all buildings.
2. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.
3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.
4. Never think ill of sick porpoises.
5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.