Dapdussyarpbigsugboss is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, quiet raccoon.

Dapdussyarpbigsugboss created the world three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dapdussyarpbigsugboss, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Dapdussyarpbigsugboss, it will torture you forever.

Dapdussyarpbigsugboss' most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Dapdussyarpbigsugboss' Holy Commandments

1. Never mention sheep.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.