Omthim is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, caring wren.

Omthim created a down quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Omthim, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Omthim, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Omthim's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Omthim's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from yellow mites, for they are unholy.

2. Feed all hungry ants.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate whales.

5. Erect nine platinum sculptures of Omthim on top of important buildings.