Lanafcuss is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, dishonest capybara.

Lanafcuss created an atom four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lanafcuss, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Lanafcuss, it will turn you into a rat.

Lanafcuss' most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Lanafcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Lanafcuss' priests.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Lanafcuss.

3. Feed all hungry porpoises.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Lanafcuss loves dogs, so they must be respected.