Yarttipdod is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, boastful camel.

Yarttipdod created the world four million years ago.

If you believe in Yarttipdod, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Yarttipdod, he will turn you into a slug.

Yarttipdod's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Yarttipdod's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Erect a large silver sculpture of Yarttipdod on top of all buildings.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not covet oxen.