Flisraggeb is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, humorless slug.

Flisraggeb created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flisraggeb, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Flisraggeb, she will turn you into a plant.

Flisraggeb's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Flisraggeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never mention nematodes.

4. Do not eat strawberries.

5. Do not take Flisraggeb's name in vain.