Rillkarstip is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, merciless tapir.

Rillkarstip created a Higgs boson four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rillkarstip, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Rillkarstip, it will curse you with boils.

Rillkarstip's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Rillkarstip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never talk about moons.

3. You must never eat rice.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.