Tipkem is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, witty finch.

Tipkem created the Sunflower Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Tipkem, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tipkem, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Tipkem's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Tipkem's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. You must never eat peanuts.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not covet oxen.