Liglatbus is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, unjust hedgehog.

Liglatbus created the Cigar Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Liglatbus, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Liglatbus, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Liglatbus' most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Liglatbus' Holy Commandments

1. Hide from red monkeys for they are unholy.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never go into pink rooms.