Staftailkop is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, awe-inspiring naga.

Staftailkop created a photon four billion years ago.

If you believe in Staftailkop, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Staftailkop, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Staftailkop's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Staftailkop's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not speak about coconuts.

3. Always help sick mice.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.