Sitnillentar is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, strong gerbil.

Sitnillentar created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine million years ago.

If you believe in Sitnillentar, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sitnillentar, he will turn you into a slug.

Sitnillentar's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Sitnillentar's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sitnillentar.

5. Pray towards the north.