Nadbanhog is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, generous duck.

Nadbanhog created the Large Magellanic Cloud four million years ago.

If you believe in Nadbanhog, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Nadbanhog, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Nadbanhog's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Nadbanhog's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Feed all hungry tapirs.

3. Never sit in holy places.

4. Never jump in the presence of doves.

5. Nadbanhog loves mites, so they must be honoured.