Cisscamcan is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, proud rhinoceros.

Cisscamcan created the Whirlpool Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cisscamcan, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cisscamcan, he will come to you in dreams.

Cisscamcan's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Cisscamcan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Erect seven copper sculptures of Cisscamcan on top of important buildings.

5. Cisscamcan loves birds, so they must be honoured.