Budbinril is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, clever slug.

Budbinril created Asia five billion years ago.

If you believe in Budbinril, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Budbinril, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Budbinril's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Budbinril's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not eat grapes.

4. Never sing in the presence of seals.

5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.