Flowgarbon is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, happy dingo.

Flowgarbon created a quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flowgarbon, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Flowgarbon, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Flowgarbon's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Flowgarbon's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no sharks in a room before entering it.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never look at comets.

4. You must never eat lemons.

5. Flowgarbon must be the most important thing in your life.