Fighimdab is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, conceited centaur.

Fighimdab created tapeworms four years ago.

If you believe in Fighimdab, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fighimdab, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Fighimdab's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Fighimdab's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not hurt sharks.

5. Do not laugh in public.