Kimqueegzed Gilgidvilrill is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, temperamental dingo.

Kimqueegzed Gilgidvilrill created the Cigar Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kimqueegzed Gilgidvilrill, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Kimqueegzed Gilgidvilrill, it will destroy your home planet.

Kimqueegzed Gilgidvilrill's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Kimqueegzed Gilgidvilrill's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.

2. Put Kimqueegzed Gilgidvilrill first in all things.

3. Run away if seven whales approach from the east.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.