Budyarphud is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, weak cat.

Budyarphud created a quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Budyarphud, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Budyarphud, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Budyarphud's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Budyarphud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair orange.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never pour water over plants.