Himpaspon is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, two-faced jackal.

Himpaspon created the planet Saturn two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Himpaspon, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Himpaspon, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Himpaspon's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Himpaspon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Himpaspon must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never paint your legs pink.

4. Do not eat oranges.

5. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Himpaspon on top of all buildings.