Sawkik is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, boastful bee.

Sawkik created dark matter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sawkik, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Sawkik, he will remove you from existence.

Sawkik's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Sawkik's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never go into purple rooms.

4. Sawkik loves foxes, so they must be honoured.

5. Never talk about amino acids.