Ponkamster Vinnibflig is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, unselfish pigeon.

Ponkamster Vinnibflig created silver twelve years ago.

If you believe in Ponkamster Vinnibflig, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ponkamster Vinnibflig, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Ponkamster Vinnibflig's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Ponkamster Vinnibflig's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never talk about grasshopers.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ponkamster Vinnibflig.

5. Do not dye your hair violet.