Ruttlunsog is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, tiresome hare.

Ruttlunsog created everything that exists six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ruttlunsog, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Ruttlunsog, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Ruttlunsog's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Ruttlunsog's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not kill goats.

3. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.

4. Never think ill of sick snails.

5. Ruttlunsog loves voles, so they must be honoured.