Hengessdoss Yartcetrutt is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, bad-tempered zebra.

Hengessdoss Yartcetrutt created an electron six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hengessdoss Yartcetrutt, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Hengessdoss Yartcetrutt, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Hengessdoss Yartcetrutt's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Hengessdoss Yartcetrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.

3. Feed all hungry hamsters.

4. Hengessdoss Yartcetrutt must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not take Hengessdoss Yartcetrutt's name in vain.