Weecettigmadnadgar is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, deceitful fly.

Weecettigmadnadgar created the Sombrero Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Weecettigmadnadgar, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Weecettigmadnadgar, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Weecettigmadnadgar's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Weecettigmadnadgar's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear fawn.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never feed pineapples to dolphins while wearing orange boots.

4. Do not sing in public.

5. Do not stand on grass.