Libvantarp is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, selfish crab.

Libvantarp created the Sol system seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Libvantarp, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Libvantarp, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Libvantarp's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Libvantarp's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat beans.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never hurt eagles.